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CRAIG’S
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Heavyweight desire
“Craig’s Type” T-Shirt
Soft cotton. Hard truth. Cut loose because Craig never tucks in his shirt.
The Craig Collection
Objects for people who understand that Craig’s relationship with Folgers stopped being “just coffee” a very long time ago.
He got what he needed.
Fall Collection · 2026
Designed in Craig’s kitchen. Stress-tested before dawn. Every item smells faintly of confidence, panic, and Classic Roast.
Heavyweight desire
Soft cotton. Hard truth. Cut loose because Craig never tucks in his shirt.
New Evidence
Full-color confession
Craig, the mountains, the sunrise, the red can. At last, the entire dependency captured in one tasteful garment.
12 oz. emotional support vessel
For that private moment between a grown man and a spoonful of freeze-dried destiny.
Emergency reserve
Disguised as premium coffee so houseguests won’t touch the Folgers inside.
One size fits obsession
A subtle signal to anyone nearby that Craig is brewed, restless, and accepting refills.
THE BEST PARTArchival evidence · 18 × 24
Museum-quality documentation of a man who insists he can stop whenever he wants.
Classic-rise confidence
Because some cravings should be kept close. Very close.
Rapid Release
Direct-delivery roast
When drinking it would put too much distance between Craig and the coffee. Red, fast-acting, and stamped with the face of the man who made breakfast medically confusing.
A message from fulfillment
Every item is currently unavailable because Craig intercepted the shipment and claimed it was “for personal use.”