CLF Craig Loves FolgersEst. before anyone can remember

The Craig Collection

Wear the craving.

Objects for people who understand that Craig’s relationship with Folgers stopped being “just coffee” a very long time ago.

Emotionally available. Commercially unavailable.
Craig overcome with relief while clutching his beloved Folgers He got what he needed.

Fall Collection · 2026

Uncomfortably devoted essentials

Designed in Craig’s kitchen. Stress-tested before dawn. Every item smells faintly of confidence, panic, and Classic Roast.

Dark brown heavyweight cotton T-shirt
HOT.
DARK.
CRAIG’S
TYPE.CLF
Best Seller

Heavyweight desire

“Craig’s Type” T-Shirt

Soft cotton. Hard truth. Cut loose because Craig never tucks in his shirt.

$29.69
Washed black heavyweight T-shirt printed with Craig in a straw hat over a Folgers mountain label New Evidence

Full-color confession

The Original Roast Tee

Craig, the mountains, the sunrise, the red can. At last, the entire dependency captured in one tasteful garment.

$32.00
Glossy red ceramic coffee mug
GROUNDS
FOR
AROUSALCRAIG LOVES FOLGERS

12 oz. emotional support vessel

Grounds for Arousal Mug

For that private moment between a grown man and a spoonful of freeze-dried destiny.

$18.47
Vintage red metal coffee canister
CRAIG’SPRIVATESTASHFOR EMERGENCIES & TUESDAYS

Emergency reserve

Craig’s Private Stash Canister

Disguised as premium coffee so houseguests won’t touch the Folgers inside.

$24.99
Faded dark teal cotton baseball cap
FOLGERS
AFTER DARKCRAIG, CA

One size fits obsession

Folgers After Dark Cap

A subtle signal to anyone nearby that Craig is brewed, restless, and accepting refills.

$26.12
Framed poster displayed in a warm mid-century coffee den
THE BEST PART
OF WAKING UP is Craig getting worked up.

Archival evidence · 18 × 24

The Morning Ritual Print

Museum-quality documentation of a man who insists he can stop whenever he wants.

$34.00
Cream cotton men's briefs with a red waistband
BEST PART
OF WAKING UPCLF

Classic-rise confidence

Morning Blend Briefs

Because some cravings should be kept close. Very close.

$21.05
Red novelty Folgers suppositories in packaging featuring Craig’s face Rapid Release

Direct-delivery roast

Folgers Suppositories

When drinking it would put too much distance between Craig and the coffee. Red, fast-acting, and stamped with the face of the man who made breakfast medically confusing.

$19.50

A message from fulfillment

Craig bought all of it.

Every item is currently unavailable because Craig intercepted the shipment and claimed it was “for personal use.”